"The Web... the World's Biggest In-flight Magazine... with Too Many Dewar's Profiles"
- J.S. Wright, 1996

Well, here's mine:
D   E   W   A   R   '   S     P   R   O   F   I   L   E

Julia C. Tenney

HOME:

Wherever I'm parked

AGE:

28

PROFESSION:

Artist, Author, Publisher, Webspinner, Cult Figure (The trick is to start your own cult...)

HOBBY:

Mocking the humor impaired, to remind myself that being miserable is never my only option.

LAST BOOK READ:

(as of 8/96) I finally read Lady Chatterly's Lover. I've been listening to Tom Lehrer describe it as some of his favorite Smut since (before) birth (according to my mother). It's pretty tame by today's standards. There's all this outdated political agenda between the sex scenes.

LAST MOVIE SEEN:

(as of 8/96) I recently attended my nth showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with some 25 folks I met online.

LATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:

Running more than a mile in a row for the first time since High School. I'm training for the Boilermaker.

WHY I DO WHAT I DO:

To make sure I don't forget how it's done.

To quote Brett J. Lorenzen (from his WWW Dewar's Profile): "If I do it long enough, maybe somebody will pay me for it".

Apparently, this picture doesn't look much like me.
"Far to Kittenish... maybe if you were tackling a linebacker" - M.Cisco, 1997
Here's some other photos.

QUOTE:

"You're Nobody Till Everybody In This Town Thinks You're A Bastard" - Elvis Costello

"Desire for Nothing except Desirelessness; Hope for Nothing but to rise above all Hopes, Want Nothing and you will have Everything."
- Avatar Meher Baba

Sort of dueling philosophies, but perhaps that is the way of the Tao.

PROFILE:

I am The Freak. When the gang who brought me to Anne Rice's Memnoch ball encouraged me to move to New Orleans because the town could use a little excitement...

HER SCOTCH:

Tequila, actually. But I'm a Scot. Hand me a decent single malt and I'm genetically compelled to take a swig. If I had a free case of Dewar's, why, yes, then it'd be my drink of choice... which is more than I can say for any liquor named "Jack".


Updated: July 1997