Windfalls

Volume IV Issue #6 July 1996 C.E.


He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.

Keith Olbermann, my favorite ESPN sportscaster.

Summertime, and the Livin' is Sleazy

Okay, it's summer again, and the only thing on most people's minds is war. I caught myself in the shower this morning (a slick trick) singing "It was at the eighth Pennsic, they came with swords gleaming . . ." when everyone knows that duct tape doesn't really gleam unless you get enough WD-40 on it. But, you know, I won't be at the War. I'll be home making money, supporting the economy with hours on the PowerMac, while you all fritter away your time quaffing unmentionable beverages and partying down. So you'd better come back with copy, or else. (And don't try to fob me off with unpasteurized beer leavings, eh?)

On the brighter side, look for the humor issue of the Pikestaff at the War. I know, Mathilde says they're all humor issues, but this one has some special contributions from the "highlights" of the Windfalls.

When you return, you have more serious considerations as well. The recent poll on making AEthelmearc a kingdom raised some controversial questions for Coppertruvians. This border shire has to decide what and where its future will be. Normally the "planning" in Coppertree is kept to a minimum and left to those who volunteer, but now is the time for the most non-committal to express an opinion. This shire has evolved over the years in the directions it has more because of the people in it and their wishes than because of direction from the top, and that's the way that I believe it should remain. Don't let others do your thinking for you, but do please talk and express your views to them. If you have time at the War, stop and think about the direction you believe that the shire should be headed. Then come to the meeting at the end of August, or speak up at fight practice, so that we can all know each others' views.

Caterina


You know it's been a good party when the whole kitchen is sticky.

Rhiannon


(uh, Cat, I misplaced the headline, sorry -- Cthulhia)

By Duchess Rowan de la Garnison

These are the recipes from the Coppertree Challenge number 7 (AS XXXI)

Chicken with Pine-nuts

Take gode cow milke and do it in a pot, take parsley, sauge, ysop, savoury and other good herbs, hew then and do them in the mylke and seeth them, take capon half roasted and smyte them in pieces and do thereto pynner and honey clarified, salt it and colour it with saffron and serve it forth. (The Forme of Cury, 1378)

Chicken with Pine Nuts

Original recipe is from 700 Years of English Cooking by Maxine McKendry. The following recipe has been changed to suit my taste. Serves 6
  • 4 cups milk
  • 4-5 sprigs parsley
  • 1 sprig sage
  • 1 sprig hyssop
  • 1-2 sprig summer savory
  • salt & pepper to taste
  • 6 chicken quarters
  • 6 TB olive oil
  • 2 TBS pine nuts
  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 1 tsp cornstarch
  1. Combine milk with herbs. Simmer without boiling, stirring often, until reduced to 2 cups.
  2. In large skillet, brown chicken pieces in olive oil. Transfer to baking dish.
  3. Add pine nuts, honey, egg yolks, and cornstarch to milk. Pour 1/2 of mixture over chicken quarters. Bake at 350 degrees for one hour.
  4. Continue to simmer remaining milk and herbs on top of stove.
  5. When done, remove chicken from baking dish. Place on platter and cover with remaining milk mixture. Garnish with fresh parsley and serve it forth.

Apple Pie

This is how Mom taught me to make apple pie.
  • 6 Granny Smith apples (2 lb)
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 Tbs flour
  • 1 Tbs cornstarch
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1 pinch of nutmeg
Crumble Topping
  • 1/4 c. brown sugar
  • 1 Tbs butter, softened
  • 1 pinch cinnamon
  • 1 Tbs flour
  • 1 unbaked pie shell
  1. Peel, core and slice apples.
  2. Mix sugar, flour, cornstarch, cinnamon, and nutmeg, and toss with apples.
  3. Mix up crumble topping by mixing all ingredents together.
  4. Place apples in unbaked pie shell. Sprinkle with topping. Bake approximately one hour (or until apples are easily pierced with fork) at 375 degrees.

Winter Vegetable Stew

This recipe is originally from Moosewood Restaurant Cooks at Home. It has been adapted to suit my taste.
  • 2 onions, chopped (about 2 cups)
  • 2 celery stalks, chopped
  • 2 Tbls olive oil
  • 2 medium carrots
  • 2 medium parsnips
  • 2 large turnips
  • 10 oz green beans (about 2 cups trimmed and halved)
  • 1 Tbl fresh dill chopped (1 tsp dried)
  • 1 Tbl fresh marjoram (1 tsp dried)
  • 1 bottle beer
  • 1 1/2 cup vegetable broth
  • 1 can kidney beans, drained
  • 2 cups sliced mushrooms
  • 1 Tbs Dijon mustard
  • salt & pepper to taste
  1. In heavy pot, saute onions and celery until onions are translucent.
  2. While onions saute, peel and coarsley chop carrots and parsnips. Stir them into pot.
  3. Peel and cube turnips and trim and halve green beans.
  4. Add them to sauteing vegetables along with dill, marjoram, beer and stock.
  5. Bring to boil. Add mushrooms and mustard. Simmer ten minutes.
  6. Add kidney beans and simmer ten minutes longer. Serve with dark bread and fresh fruit.


Graphic Credits:

Edana, Rurik, and Sybil by Caterina; Three Amigos and Lucan by Mathilde. Windfalls Reader and Sick Chick by aliens. Adobe Photoshop (TM) scanning & editing courtesy of Baron Daniel del Cavallo.


Deadlines? Uh . . .

Windfalls #23 (vol. IV #7) planned for the post-Pennsic season. You know, the interval between 100 degree heat and the first snows? So polish up your war stories, andgive some thought to medieval knowledge, because it's back-to-school time!

Windfalls #24 (vol. IV #8) will try to be an early Christmas gift for the Yule-impaired. Tell what your worst SCA holiday party was like and why. Explore the psychic damage incurred when as a child you were forced to make styrofoam Christmas centerpieces for your mother. Explain the fallacy of roasting a boar's head, ever, in any human habitation. Yes, you.

Back Cover:

Sick Chick shows Mathilde in an earlier life, lying in a royal encampment hors de combat. A previous incarnation of Prince Yngvar mourns her fate. Since we didn't publish any other Pennsic camping tips, perhaps you should study this scenario and reflect on its lessons. There will be a quiz later. Bonus points:
  • Explain whether it's better to hurl into or out of a porta-castle.
  • Where can you personally purchase that yellow tape with "Disaster Area" written on it? Think first!

  • Index

    Coppertree Challenge
    Phone list ("page 2")
    Pax Interruptus
    Vote
    Blast from Past
    Local Events
    EK Crown
    EKU at Glenn Linn
    Windsor Castle
    Dull Events
    Editor Rants
    Recipes from Coppertree Challenge
    Pub Head -Disclaimer
    Map to Practice (not yet uploaded)


    Volume IV, Issue #5

    This is the Windfalls, the newsletter by and for the members of the Shire of Coppertree of the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc. It is not a corporate publication of the SCA, Inc., nor does it delineate SCA policies. It is available from the Shire of Coppertree.

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    copyright 1996 M. Brown

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    All of your weather problems at events can be summed up readily: Take shelter and drink heavily.

    Mathilde


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